If global warming becomes worse

Would solve the problem of overpopulation

I’m in favor of anything that gets rid of Florida

Before someone says, "Water displaces the same amount it would fit as a liquid, so the sea level wouldn't rise" you are technically correct. The ice in the ocean wouldn't cause the sea level to rise. But do you see the unfrozen Antartica? That's a lot of land that this ice is sitting on. Same for Greenland.

I'd be closer to the coast. Maybe even beach front

1. At least japan is ok
2. I’m fucked if I don’t move

So finally the property in Macon, GA, would be worth something? No, it'd still be a shit hole.

Bye Bye Hamburg. Back to living with my parents, it seems...