But do you sing L M N O or elomeno?
5 years ago by spendza · 1283 Likes · 31 comments · Popular
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hyperion
· 5 years ago
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Im taking the risk. Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. If i live, i win. If i die, i still win.
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deleted
· 5 years ago
Plus if I don't know all the words I deserve to die
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cleopatra
· 5 years ago
@hyperion is your username a reference?
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hyperion
· 5 years ago
No. I used this username a long time ago on an old forum and i liked it so i stuck to it
cleopatra
· 5 years ago
Oh you weren't inspired by anything?
hyperion
· 5 years ago
Sadly no. My name was randomly generated. People knew me by that name and the site was shut down later. I kept the name. I do know its the name of a god and i think of a book as well
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cleopatra
· 5 years ago
Fascinating. Chaos takes form and that's pretty cool
scatmandingo
· 5 years ago
Not a god. A Titan. Way cooler than a god.
bethorien
· 5 years ago
bigger than a god too
mrfahrenheit
· 5 years ago
A B C D E F....fuck, what comes after F?
guest
· 5 years ago
Death.
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guest
· 5 years ago
Feck it, I'll take scatman
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guest_
· 5 years ago
I’d invent a song on the spot. Being the only one who knows the song, being the composer and writer, performing it perfectly would be simple because the tone, pitch, key, rythym, etc are all decided by me. The alphabet song seems like a safe bet but it is not. You may know the words, but unless you are vocally accomplished you could easily mess up the timing, key, or pitch. Also, the concept of “perfect” for the alphabet song relies on the person with the guns judgment. Their idea may be different than yours in how it is best sung, and they may also have a different version such as- “XYZ... <end>” or “XYZ now I know my ABC’s” or “XYZ now I know my ABC’s, next time won’t you sing with me?” Or so on. Without specifying sheet music for the version, it’s subjective, and if you specify the rendition you are held to the standards as that version is written and or performed which may require some skill. Yeah. I’d make up a song.
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mrfahrenheit
· 5 years ago
And now for an original piece I like to call "Please don't kill me, I'm begging you"
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bethorien
· 5 years ago
and the dude would shoot you because its a guy with a gun not the legal system loopholes aren't going to work.
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mrfahrenheit
· 5 years ago
What if the guy with the gun is just trying to get people to think?
bethorien
· 5 years ago
someone that threatens people with death to make them think is most likely the kind of stupid people that would get mad at their mind puzzle getting circumvented and shoot them anyways.
guest_
· 5 years ago
But we can speculate all we want. What are their motivations? What are theor criteria for “perfect rendition?” If you want to impose realism and psychology ask wether someone who would hold a gun to your head and ask you to sing a “perfect song” Is really going to let you live at all or if they’d kill a master singer after the best performance of their life because they are obviously mentally unstable or sadistic. It’s a hypothetical situation. All we have to judge on are the criteria given- anything else you input are your own assumptions and not part of the exercise. We don’t know why the person is doing it or anything about them, there’s no context or anything to make assumptions off of. A hypothetical situation is just that- a problem which is defined by the given information. The “joe buys 100 water melons” meme/math problem as example, or “2 trains heading in opposite directions on parelele tracks traveling X speed...” you can SAY that rail regulations would require them to....
guest_
· 5 years ago
.... slow to a certain speed, or an operator would shunt one train. You can say that joe wouldn’t get all 100 water melons home because joe is clumsy- you can add whatever you want to the problem to make the answer whatever you want it to be by playing word games and guessing games and adding external factors or assumptions- but that’s counter to the point of a hypothetical scenario. The scenario assumes only the information given, and we have been told that we must sing any song of our choosing perfectly or be shot. There are no “legal system loopholes” here, only an answer within the parameters of the question. If that answer were precluded, the question would specify details to that end. The question does not, and so with the given information it is a valid answer.
guest
· 5 years ago
Daft Punk - Da Funk
meggora2009
· 5 years ago
My immortal evanescence. If I can sing it trashed word for word and still nail it....I can do it to live. If not....bomb song to go out to.
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guest
· 5 years ago
"This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that (BANG!)
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bethorien
· 5 years ago
"ᏣᏕᏘᏱᏍᎬᎢ ᎠᎵᎮᎵᏍᏗ ᎠᏆᏚᎵᎭ"
bethorien
· 5 years ago
Holy shit funsub actually accepts the characters that's baller as fuck
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calvinoot
· 5 years ago
What if you say you'll sing your own song, and you just make one up? What about songs with multiple different versions? Too many loop holes. I'll go with meglovania.
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bethorien
· 5 years ago
you get shot. Its a guy with a gun not a logic problem.
calvinoot
· 5 years ago
WHY DOES THIS GUY WANT ME TO SING ANYWAY?! THAT IS THE TRUE PUZZLE!
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bethorien
· 5 years ago
what is life without whimsy? Hell he might shoot you anyways and just wanted something funny to take away the boredom of another murder.
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calvinoot
· 5 years ago
... Okay, you right, you right. I can respect that view on life. Heck, I mess up on purpose just to make myself laugh so making someone sing before they die sounds like comedic genius now that I look at it your way... Well played.
deleted
· 5 years ago
Around the World by Daft Punk
mrfahrenheit
· 5 years ago
Wait a minute. So this guy knows EVERY song, and all the words. And so he decides to use his perfect memory to commit crimes?