I've been looking for this for months! I love it. Also, the rest of the title is: "I know a tiny vegan premed student named Athena. Sometimes she has breakfast potatoes in her pockets and she shares them."
My name is Rhea, the mother of Zeus who also happened to feed her husband rocks so he would stop eating their children. And crazily enough, when I was little, I used to pick small stones from the floor and eat them.
Bitch.