Dangerous muddled Weasel

Looks like something out of the Repo-man or something

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/872/113/a45.png

Also what the heck is the deal with these titles? I've seen a few of them and I have no idea what the deal is

If I had my jaw shaved down, I’d want to keep the bone shaved off

Just... why?

Does this... look like a döner kebab or am I just hungry?