Fuck olives, fuck their families, fuck their liquid, fuck their jars, fuck their texture. I despise olives, and I shall write an award-winning broadway show adaption for my expression towards them.
No one thinks this is humorous except yourself. If it brings you entertainment for your sole self, then all the more power to you; however, understand you probably won’t be given the reactions you’re expecting. Your far reach at comedy seems rather empty.
That's not a political statement, I just really like olives. Especially when they're filled with almonds.