Got hit with a golf ball, guy that hit me works for Sony. He sent me this care package

He should've sent a helmet too

Heres the whole story: https://i.imgur.com/t5SgEoq.jpg

I should get hit by this guy

I volunteer to be hit with a golf ball in return for this kind of apology

We're all gonna spend or days by a golfcourt now, aren't we?

Please hit me.

So the girl this actually happened to posted this on reddit then waited a couple of weeks to post it as a guest on funsubstance? *Doubt*

I’d rather have a 65’’ flat screen or a winning personal injury lawsuit but okay I’ll take it.