Oh, thanks satan

IgNobel price for sure

Put a box over it the night before makes it easier to catch all the blocks lol

Those blocks are ready to be broken

Oh no I grantee there will be more than three pieces of that MOFO goes off an I can’t shut it off in .00000001sec. Cause I’ll be damned I’m gonna loose out on my extra 9mins x3 of sleeping in!!

This just sounds like "Perfection" in reverse

Why not just press down on all 3 spots and then turn it off

Do you want a broken clock? Cause that's how you get a broken clock.

it would die quickly and savagely!

There's an alarm clock floor mat. It doesn't shut off until you stand on it.

I have a cat...it would never turn off.