Barbequeing intensifies

Oi Newflash! Folk dont say Bucko anymore. Unless you out in the sticks then maybe.

Hold on friend

Me when I'm at max anger: HEY DIPSHIT

6. “Son of a balloon“
5. “Alllllright, pork-o“
4. “You just hold your brushes“
3. “Well now wait just a minute....b*tch“
2. “Newsflash, Sal“
1. “Listen here bunny“

Look here Mister!

For some reason, when I get to "Look," I am about half a click from snapping like a twig in a hurricane. If I bypass "Look" and go to "Look Motherf**ker," it's already too late.

When a white man says "Listen here, buddy," to me, I can feel my soul leave my body in pure, primal terror.

I'm not your buddy, guy!

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*levels of cowboy anger.

Listen here fucktwat!!
OR
Hey shit stick...