Asking the real questions here

"what about cheating on my wife?"
"I mean, that's not a crime in the first place, you're just kind of a dick. And she'll be able to legally kill you so maybe don't do that"
"But does it still count as cheating?"

Yoshi could finally get away with tax fraud!

Can't you just steal/destroy stuff or kill someone like a normal healthy person so we can control the population into obeying us the rest of the year?

If the Purge was a real thing I bet most people would just be getting high or stealing shit rather than murdering others.

*steals college textbooks*

Seriously, most people would just be out robbing a bank or something. It makes way more sense.