My favorite things

U S A! U S A!

Piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?

anal bleed much?

treason
/ˈtriːz(ə)n/
noun
the crime of betraying one's country, especially by attempting to kill or overthrow the sovereign or government.

Well I’ll be damned. It Is treason if you win.

I think it's treason only until you win. The "attempting" part in the definition would mean it's only during the attempt. After you win you're no longer attempting to overthrow anything because you're now the government or sovereign.