I wear shoes
If 10,000 years ago some dude showed up and was like “I know shoes are amazing, but what if we poked holes in them”
He’d roasted over a fire and left for the dinosaur bears
Unless I'm on a basketball court, I'm coming at you with sandals into barefoot mode. My sandals are projectile weapons, and... well... the Tarzan in me prefers barefoot.
If 10,000 years ago some dude showed up and was like “I know shoes are amazing, but what if we poked holes in them”
He’d roasted over a fire and left for the dinosaur bears
I set them on fire