Okay so this may sound like im
messing with you but I promise l'm
not. I was recently diagnosed with a
terminal disease called
cyroaudiovascularmalexia. Basically
if I don't get enough blood flow to my
ears they will slowly freeze and will
fall off, and it will spread to my inner
ear and brain. There's no cure for it
except one, I need to constantly
warm my ears and the only material
soft enough is the inner thighs of a
pretty girl, so I need you to sit on my
face for medical reasons.
Old joke: Its winter time, a guy is working on his wife's car. He comes inside to warm up. He takes his gloves off and she takes his hands and places them between her thighs. She says that this help warm them faster. The guys hands warm up and he like great , my hands are warm again. Goes back out into the bitter cold to fix the car and comes back in a while latter and puts his hands between her thighs to warm them up before going back outside. After about the fifth or sixth time, the wife is both angry and a little hurt, he ask whats wrong. She yells at him , don't your fucking ears ever get cold ?
messing with you but I promise l'm
not. I was recently diagnosed with a
terminal disease called
cyroaudiovascularmalexia. Basically
if I don't get enough blood flow to my
ears they will slowly freeze and will
fall off, and it will spread to my inner
ear and brain. There's no cure for it
except one, I need to constantly
warm my ears and the only material
soft enough is the inner thighs of a
pretty girl, so I need you to sit on my
face for medical reasons.
But I'm fairly sure that @sunflowers is quite young....