Basically it's the middle of the night, and I want an excuse to explode food

Please do not explode food

We did rice and wheat, and those are great

Put some grapes onto a plate and microwave for 2 minutes. Not only will you have a tasty snack, but your microwave will smell fresh!

In all honesty, yeah, we did... unless you can find some new food source... but then we're going to boil it, fry it, ferment it, chill it,, and light it on fire... because... KNOWLEDGE <_<!