Ok, as a real parent... There's no way anyone who actually takes care of a small kid looks anything like that. Gym shorts and a spitup stained t-shirt is the best you can hope for...
Now the clock thing? That I believe. That's a perfectly normal symptom of having your brain turned to tapioca by constantly keeping the little suicide machine happy and healthy.
Now the clock thing? That I believe. That's a perfectly normal symptom of having your brain turned to tapioca by constantly keeping the little suicide machine happy and healthy.