They are evolving!

Big brain energy: Eat while you argue, so that you can either throw your plate at him or projectile vomit like a sci-fi alien

Masturbate before you start an argument with your girlfriend. So when she offers you sex in the middle you say "Let's talk about things."

That’s some super villain level shit. She scares me. So- some fighting is healthy in a relationship. The informal term is a “pizza fight.” The idea is that a brief conflict, one where you can order a pizza, have the fight, and be done and made up in time to go pick the pizza up is “healthy,” because you’ve vented frustration and tension, and to be so short means no one said anything deeply hurtful- it was a civil fight. This... this is how you prepare for a siege.

Don't underestimate my appetite. Bribing me with food will always work.