The more you know

Sadly yes. But I lived!

You are a doctor, after all

I knew how to fix myself

I've gone over a few waterfalls in my life. All planned and not very large ones. Is fun.

I believe the 3rd step is the most important. If water goes up your nose at a very high force... bad things happen. The bottom of your brain is in your nose

i didn't go over a waterfall, but jumped near it, and got caught in the washing machine for about 2 minutes, grabbed the rocks at the bottom and crawled out. When i surfaced, about 5-7 people were calling emergency numbers.

Took me a second to remember that the washing machine in this scenario doesn't refer to a large household appliance

no, refers to a place you don't want to be stuck