Been to this guy's place twice and have on multiple occasions fallen victim to the

I can feel this image and I don't like it.

The shin destroyer

The toe smasher shows no mercy

I can't tell you how many times I've been running around the house as a kid and met my match with my parent's Shin Smasher

Such a nice bed and apparently no place to hang some clothes.

I ripped the epiderm of my calf more than once on this kind of things.