After the meteor wipes out 99% of all life. The new ape people will worship this can.
*10,000,000y from now*
“Grandfather, who made the can?”
“Obviously god, or aliens. Huh now. Bow before ..nta and be spared!”
Is this the real life? Is this Fanta in the sea? Caught between trenches, no escaping for me. Opened the tab, float on a slab, and have to peeeeee. Mamaaaa, just just downed the can, tried to crush it on my head, shoulda used my foot instead. Mamaaaa, the drink was good, but now I have to throw the can awaaaay. Mamaaaa, uwu, didnt’t mean to chug it down, if I forget to recycle it tomorrow, remind me, remind me...though I guess it doesn’t matter.
Found a can in the debris
But someone's gone and thrown their can away
*10,000,000y from now*
“Grandfather, who made the can?”
“Obviously god, or aliens. Huh now. Bow before ..nta and be spared!”