Oh snap, this reminded me of a pickup line I thought of the other day.
Me towards attractive girl: How many times would I have to drop this pencil before we spark a conversation? (Obviously while holding up a pencil)
Her: Nearly any answer...
Me: Well, apparently the answer is zero; Hi, I'm Steven.
That also might have been a drunken adaptation of something I read on here. I'm not sure of it's source; regardless it was good enough for me to remember it and I like it.
And I'm ready to give a checkup
*drops small object near your feet*
Could you pick that up?
Me towards attractive girl: How many times would I have to drop this pencil before we spark a conversation? (Obviously while holding up a pencil)
Her: Nearly any answer...
Me: Well, apparently the answer is zero; Hi, I'm Steven.
That also might have been a drunken adaptation of something I read on here. I'm not sure of it's source; regardless it was good enough for me to remember it and I like it.