Since this was apparently posted by the Nebraska HS, and I myself am a resident of the best state that colorado won't stop fucking up, I'll take it upon myself to break down our resident fauna
Raccoons- cute trash diggers who can't stay off the road to save their own skin (literally)
Possums- clean friends who eat ticks, but have the same problem as the raccoons in that they are irredeemably attracted to highways
Squirrels- tree dwelling crack fiends who absolutely will drop shit on your car
Owls- benign yard decorations, will control rodents and provide ambiance
Geese- Geese
Deer- delicious highway kamikazes
HONK
Raccoons- cute trash diggers who can't stay off the road to save their own skin (literally)
Possums- clean friends who eat ticks, but have the same problem as the raccoons in that they are irredeemably attracted to highways
Squirrels- tree dwelling crack fiends who absolutely will drop shit on your car
Owls- benign yard decorations, will control rodents and provide ambiance
Geese- Geese
Deer- delicious highway kamikazes