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What a wonderful idea.

That's pretty clever tbh. So glad I've never met a biter, sheesh

Is that a thing? Small kids biting strangers??

I have donkey-like reflexes, honed in part by actual donkeys. If you like your teeth in place, and your jaw in one piece, don't bite strangers.
Only one person has ever gotten away with biting me, but she had special privileges at the time

Old but gold.

I was once in the grocery store with my friend and her service dog. Some kid comes running up because they wanted to touch the dog. My friend has cat-like reflexes so she pulled the dog away and the kid popped his face on the bacon shelf.
It was funny AF

You never know the kind of mental issues the kid might have. This would be fucked up if it were real.