I'm almost sorry for England

If your first language is everyone else's second language, and you're also an island who has historically avoided being conquered and forced to learn a new language, then what's the point?

Ola, mein name ist Nelson, je veux dire Эпштейн не покончил с собой

That's not so surprising. Native English speakers have a tendency to ignorance when it comes to foreign languages.

I also feel sorry for people who see the Union flag and think "That's England"

The danish have to learn another language because danish is a garbage language for garbage people. (It’s ok I’m Swedish we are allowed to bully them)