Never have I related more to a meme than this

You have no FUCKING IDEA how true this is!

Or bad and worse.

I refer to mine as Bendy and Corporal Chomp-Chomp.

And here I am thinking it's the one that pops randomly and the one that doesn't

I call them Squeaky & Clicky. My right hip named itself Clonker and my back just screams in pain occasionally for no reason.

It'll circle back around when the both become bad.