Roses are red, leave problems to problem solvers,

That's oddly specific. Are joggers okay? Or does he go after everyone?

He is the gate keeper of the downunder world

When a kangaroo is after you you know you’ve fucked up. Also I went to type kangaroo as giraffe so there’s that

Probably looking for his red jacket

You wanna fight me bro let’s go

*Movie trailer voice* - They tore his ear. Now he will tear apart the town!

“How tough are you?”