Don't do it, ffs!

We've downvoted for pettier reasons

Depends on what I’m making, bolognese and no snap I want that sauce on my face while I vacuum strands of it in my mouth. If I’m adding lots of veggies though I like the balance of spag to veg if it’s snapped

No snap. Bad human. *twaps with paw*

When I worked at the market I would love when I had to get rid of past date packages of Spaghetti. I would snap it and snap it and snap it into tiny little pieces as I put it in the trash

Whyyyyyyy

Because satisfying

My Italian blood SCREAMS in my veins!

Your Italian blood is just marinara sauce

Fool!
I’ve been eating Alfredo
You cannot defeat me.

Oh yes I can defeat you
*grabs some dry pasta*

*Eats cold chips in front of you* What are you gonna do now sucker

*breaks the dry ravioli noodles*
Nothing bc I'm not offended by foods

Oh my god if you wanna know what satisfying is, it's taking a huge box of dry lasagna noodles that's gone off date and jumping up and down on it

Guys do you even know what ravioli is.
They’re not noodles

I meant lasagna, I was reading ravioli and it got stuck in my brain

the doc got it wrong too

Oh, I know that, I'm just trying to trigger you.
*Puts cream in my carbonara*

Yeah, I'm not that strict.
Do what u want.
Just don't be stupid

*places pizza in the canal*

*Squints*
Bird feed

*makes a lasagna smoothie*

Skipping the chewing, eh?

*creates chicago deep dish pizza*

Are we allowed to snap those thin hard breadsticks while we eat spaghetti?

.....
I’ll say... maybe

Guys wtf