*angry coffee noises*

So you like your coffee salted then

I threw up a little

I rather smack my head against the wall to stay awake than drinking that abomination.

Italia is proud

I'm not big on coffee, but JFC I feel the pain this inflicts.

She's eating pasta for breakfast?

So what did she do with the coffee filter?

It's missing the response where someone asked if it tasted good and they responded with a resounding no.