Yo best thing ever

>:)
first ima take ur girl, then ima take yo azz...mmm...now u gotta punish me daddy uwu ;p

Greetings, Nate. This message is to inform you that you have 30 minutes to live, we are dispatching people to your location.

honestly, I understand x)

Not only do bi people love everyone equal-opportunit-illy, they greatly reduce the number of lonely people on the market

But I'm a lonely bi person. What then?

Your options are far less limited than a lonely straight or lonely gay person

And you're right, but everyone I try to flirt with doesnt like me back

One time a girl hit on me and i didn't realize it and now I'm still kicking myself. In any case, if we're going back to the pile, your butthole is not safe @famousone I'ma give u that prostate massage you were wondering about. Oh yeah, I remember damn near everything, no matter how goddamn wasted I get.

I ain't ashamed. But unless you're a gal with dominant tendencies and we mesh well together, you ain't getting anywhere near my butt

Well, know this... I'll defend you against the opiates. Opiates = constipation = no fun.