My time has come

There's the kind of game where a snail follows you through your life. If it touches you, you will die

This is how I understood it. There was a meme circulating around a few years back which posed a question. You and a super intelligent snail both get 1 million dollars, and you both become immortal, however you die if the snail touches you. It always knows where you are and slowly crawls towards you. What's your plan? It attracted over 10 thousand replies, and most people were trying to rules-lawyer their way out of the scenario, with people coming up with solutions like; launch it into space, fly to Hawaii, or most simply, put it in a box.