A necklace that is actually a bear trap

#5 reminded me of dumb ways to die
"dress up like a moose during hunting season
disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason" (this could lead to #6 lol)

Booty shorts with military secrets
Lol

But what if they can wield the one ring?

*Sadly places human ear necklace back in drawer*

Excuse you, Frodo was 33 when he bore the One Ring. Why can't women over 30?