Pan crust salmon roll

Ok but hear me out: Yes.

No no no

Behold, the pishi

I've had sandwich sushi (sundshich?) before and I was surprised to like it. I suppose this is the next logical step to take before croissant sushis.

i'd use this to slap someone in the face as the highest form of insult

Y’all ever eaten sushi cake? It’s delicious.