We would have argued with you, but then we smoked too joints in the morning

I don’t even know that it is dorky- it’s just kinda sad. Ok. You like drugs. But someone bragging about having the record for masturbation- I guess there’s a certain athleticism there- but not really “cool.” “I really like snuff...” “I drink a keg every day and 2 5ths...” ummmm... I don’t know man. I don’t see it as the same as the “conigseaur” What’s the difference between discussing the exotic strains one has sampled or created, or the differences between them- vs wine or travel destinations or cars or whatever? We can argue all those are silly or whatever else... but society doesn’t generally look down on these other “hobbyists.” But “I’ve ate more cheese than anyone else” or “I have 2 liters of soda at every meal...” aren’t really.. conversation. They sound more like cries of help or... <confusion?> like what do you say to that... “cool.”

If getting high or eating all the time or whatever is some core aspect of your self that you are proud of... I dunnoh. I feel like there is either some extreme compensation there for a hole in ones life... or it’s just really... primitive? There’s a scene in idiocracy where one guy says: “I like money” and the other says “I like money too” and they both decide they should be friends. And well... I do see a hint of that in the whole “look at me, i like drugs” thing. Like... cool. Go start a club or something. Nothing wrong with liking getting high. Adrenaline or endorphins or booze or weed... most people like altering their state here and there. But it’s kinda lame to just make that... a thing you throw out about yourself. “I like getting oral...” wow. Never thought I’d meet someone who liked that. <shock>