Forget bed bugs, I have a bed hog problem

I hate it when I'm woken up by 30-50 feral bed hogs

Looks more like a bed dog but alright

I don't see the problem here.

This is actually your Dog's favourite spot.
Your bed is saturated with your scent, so if you find your Dog sleeping soundly in your bed, let them, they love you.

This is actually your Dog's favourite spot.
Your bed is saturated with your scent, so if you find your Dog sleeping soundly in your bed, let them, they love you.