This fish is called a Bluebottle

Unfortunately, the ocean doesn't deal out free inflatable dildos without a catch.

Not with that attitude

The stinging pain and potential death is a bonus

If you touch the tentacles they sting like hell

Considering @captainjackharknes wants to use one as a buttplug, i don't know if i should warn him or just watch for the fallout

If you touch the top of a jellyfish, that typically doesn’t have the stingy part
Also, sometimes if they’re dead long enough the venom drains out and it’s safe to touch. But that’s rare

I wonder if that was made up by someone just so they could piss on someone

Reminds me of this comic...
Her: Aah I got stung by a jellyfish! Quick, pee on it!
Him, pissing on the jellyfish: HOW DARE YOU STING MY WIFE

Love that meme.

that just reminded me of that Friends episode

My sister and I tangled with a big one. I got off lucky, since it only went across my chest shoulders and arms. It wrapped around her pinky finger so many times over a stick had to used to cut it off.

By all means, put it on your dick