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nelson
· 4 years ago
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Zipping your balls
honeybumblebee
· 4 years ago
Oh God, I don't have any balls of my own but I have seen this horror happen. I cried with the guy and gave him an ice pack.
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
How does that happen? Wouldnt you zip the dick first?
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nicengelman
· 4 years ago
I zipped my dick once and dear god I wanted to kill myself
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iccarus
· 4 years ago
I snapped the reins before the horse was in the stable, that hurt, but never got it caught in the door
nicengelman
· 4 years ago
Hahahaha someone downvoted me for zipping my dick up one time
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iccarus
· 4 years ago
maybe it was a sympathy downvote for the pain
snowbeast
· 4 years ago
"How did you get the frank above the beans?!"
deleted
· 4 years ago
I constantly forget how much a paper cut hurts since I hardly get them. You’d think actually slicing you hand while cooking would hurt more but tbh the paper cut trumps that in my opinion (unless you’re slicing chili I guess)
