Melodic billowy keen Pig

I'd have stayed in that class purely for entertainment purposes

Failing his class is not an option

Now that man is fucking committed.

This is a man who stands by his ideals

Favorite teacher story is there was this one teacher that was an ex marine and he just recently had gotten into an accident where he had to have a chest cast. It was well hidden under his shirt. He was sitting in the classroom and was thinking the best way to show the kids he was a teacher that needed respect. He sees the small fan on his desk so he turns it on. His tie starts to fly and flap back and forth as the fan blows on him. And the kids are giggling at it. So with out looking he just pulls a staple gun out his desk and staples his tie to his chest and continues his paper work he was looking over. Lol kids never knew he had the cast on underneath lol they thought he just stapled it to his chest.

Oldest trick in the book. Moments after laying down the cellphone LAW, a confederate, either out in the hallway or a TA in the class, dials the teacher's cheap, disposable, loud ringing prop and thus ensures a teachable moment, that solidifies his intent to do EXACTLY what he's promised he'll do to ANYONE who crosses him. I guarantee all cellphones will be checked, multiple times, before students cross his threshold after that because, you know, he's already demonstrated that he's "absolutely nuts", lol.