Duolingo had me feeling all confident

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Si señor yo soy del rancho.

Ola seniora

The only spanish I know is from that Rammstein song

I only had spanish in school for 2 years (almost 10 years ago, my god) and I still remember the most random words, like townhall and liar.

El perro está debajo de la mesa.
Tengo un gato en mis pantalones.

Tampoco es tan difícil, solo hay que practicar