Tired of Being A Bird? Perhaps a wizard can help with that

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Heresy! Where will you be when you need emergency pigeon facts now??

Doctors and wizards are natural enemies

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Being a bird does have its advantages though, can I help anyone stop being a bird? Perhaps, but they'd have to be willing to learn shapeshifting then

For ten marks, please list the advantages and disadvantages of being a bird so our clientele can make an informed decision

Well, travel is easy, just takeoff whenever, no need to pack any bags because you're always looking sharp, and you have the best view at the flap of a wing, getting tired? Sit wherever you like, if it's raining you might wanna find a good spot to roost, flying with wet feathers is hard, getting cold isn't any issue, just fluff your feathers, if see someone you don't like just drop something for them preferably right between the eyes

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