They can't play games amirit kebab

I mean, that's almost enough to buy a fake woman

It's enough to buy a real woman in Vietnam

Probably more than one woman

The entire point is to not have to deal with a real woman lol

They might not be real women if ya know what I mean

@Nelson thatguy is giving you a slight run for your money in terms of chaotic energy today

How are you still texting? I left you tied up

Toes

hmmm

Stop picturing it

@rosalinas

£3000 is not that bad
Depends on where you want the body parts to come from

@xvarnah too late

Hes got a foot fetish and he's proud

Only my feet though. He's rejected others before

Does he like toe hair

I stay on my turf

I do my best to drag him onto other peoples' turfs when possible

We can tell who wears the pants in your relationship

We actually have a strict no-pants policy in this relationship

Going commando, noice

I know all about going commando. Soldiers, lubricate your guns and prepare for rapid insertion.

I see tying you up only made you more excited @xvarnah and who are all these people? You guys like rope

I mean I once tripped a bunch of people up by tying rope to a lamppost and a fence many years ago and that was fun to watch

Hey you're the one who brought the rope, @Nelson
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And clearly it's that guy you know. Pretty sure he's a famous one, too

Puns glorious puns