I'm past 35. I got a lot of WW2 history in school, because my home country was occupied during the war, and I don't eat any type of meat that is worth smoking. Now what?
Boats in bottles? Nah. But after nineteen hours of deliberation, I decided I would smoke fish. I like fish a lot more than meat. Close enough, I reckon.
Yeah no, I don't think so. I have no interest in either of those things. I'll stick to my interests that I've always had and now have a chance to actually do.
So no, you gotta find something else