Based not on a true story

Instead of tall and athletic

Here’s my doggo who’s kind, interesting and fun. One girlfriend please

or really dense

I would contend that he’s a high schooler who plays three sports and maintains a 4.0 GPA. He likely cannot also maintain a social life and thus has not talked to a girl outside of class in two months. Can’t catch many girls’ interest if you’ve never said a word to them.