afterlife

done, you are now a liquid

Thank you!
*evaporates and vanishes*

... *returns with rain*
Well now what

Now a part of my toe has landed on an old lady's umbrella while my eye is in a puddle, and I hope the dispersion is good enough for me to not be aware of anything.

I think that’s the joke here my dude

Was it? I didn't even know it was supposed to be a joke.