I recently took a long distance bus and the driver kept cracking jokes, ending on a sweet "and I'll ask you to use the little trashbins because it's the driver who cleans the bus at the end of the day and the sooner it's done the sooner I can be in my wife's arms", this man was clearly the highlight of my day.
I once had a really rough flight. There was so much turbulence that they couldn’t give us any drinks or anything. And the nervous tension on the plane was like a physical thing. As we were rolling up to the gate, the pool it did his spiel about the local weather and time. Finally, he wrapped it up and settled at the gate and said, “now get the hell off my plane.”
The entire cabin, who was fully desperate to do just that, started laughing.
did the wind make the plane drop slightly so you hit your head on the lil air thingymadoos? That shit's the worst; even with the belt it's like a 2 foot toss of your entire body and you can't do jack shit about it.
The entire cabin, who was fully desperate to do just that, started laughing.