I know they're a bunch of nutjobs but why vegans? There's nothing in the bible that says you can't abstain from eating meat or animal based products. Not that I'm a vegan. It's just really weird to throw those guys in with unbelievers and cannibals.
As a southern Baptist we like to officially announce
“We ain’t with these people!”
Just want to put that out there. They the weird group that branched off and married their sister.
But if I go to hell, and Christians go to Heaven, what am I supposed to eat while suffering eternal torture?
Or will my hunger for the flesh of God's children be my punishment?
Shit, either way, I better go eat as many Christians as possible before the that day comes. Talk later guys ^_^
Maybe it will be the physical bodies of the Christians, which they will supposedly have no need of iirc
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The souls ascend and you are in hell, presented with a pile of human shed-skin, forced to consume for eternity
“We ain’t with these people!”
Just want to put that out there. They the weird group that branched off and married their sister.
Or will my hunger for the flesh of God's children be my punishment?
Shit, either way, I better go eat as many Christians as possible before the that day comes. Talk later guys ^_^
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The souls ascend and you are in hell, presented with a pile of human shed-skin, forced to consume for eternity
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Guess i better start eating christians lmao