"Oh, guns kill people huh, that's what you say? Well then, *pulls out gun* go on gun, kill people, go on. See guns don't kill people, people kill people with their guns". Your argument is invalid
*in court*
Attorney: is it true that during this incident that the 12 people that are killed, were mistreating you in the past?
Person: THE GUN DID IT.
Gun: *no response*
Judge: proclaimed GUILTY.
"guns don't kill people. We are all immune to bullets and it is a miracle."
"list of things that can kill people. 1. Conceivably anything. 2. Not guns."
"if you say 'guns kill people' one more time, I will shoot you with this gun and you will coincidentally die."
if guns don't kill people, how do they provide protection?
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· 9 years ago
Protection from what? Someone trying to kill you with a gun? It's not like a gun is a bullet proof vest. In the same way that a gun doesn't commit your murder, it won't provide your protection. You have to do that. But your chances of protecting yourself are a lot better if you have a gun.
Gun control is like making sure fat people don't get the spoons. Everyone else gets one, they just can't use it to become fat. Sometimes people feel that if you have spoon, you might start eating, so there we have spoon-free zones.
Attorney: is it true that during this incident that the 12 people that are killed, were mistreating you in the past?
Person: THE GUN DID IT.
Gun: *no response*
Judge: proclaimed GUILTY.
"list of things that can kill people. 1. Conceivably anything. 2. Not guns."
"if you say 'guns kill people' one more time, I will shoot you with this gun and you will coincidentally die."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk
Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early do.