I know I would

5 years of good health for the dog? Because if the dog is sick or in pain, I would not wish that.

Hell yeah buddy

If it's five healthy years, absolutely.

Yes, in a heart beat.

Yes. I don't need to live forever.

Yeah

Of course, dogs are family, and they are there to comfort you, listen, agree, keep secrets, and even after alll the nasty things you've done and regret, dogs still love you.
What did we do to deserve dogs?!

If it's healthy YEARS, TEHN YES BECAUSE MY DOG HAS DONE MORE FOR ME THAN I HAEV FOR IT

I'd do it over and over til our lives are equal and I can spend every last day with her :)

Fuck yeah

I would give it to my hamster

Nah.

whoa whoa whoa what's this propostrous inflation?? 5 human years are woth at least 25 dog years!

Hell to the yes !!

Would you give a *person* a whole lifetime in exchange for nine months of yours?

Man, you people are SELFISH.
What about all the other dogs out there in shelters that can't find homes???

no wtf