So is this a thing now

Blushes* Diccckkkk ^*^

Imma tell oak and gamzee *note I haven't been on in forever so spelling has kinda gone out the window*

I dare you!

...how do you spell it again.....

Got one! @mightyoak

Gamzee
It's just gamzee but his name is Daniel btw
You can call him Ross'

Oh... @gamzee

If my calculation is correct,
he'll be online in 15 hours so he probably gonna see this in 16 hours or so

I'm worth 79 camels!

Not bad!

Of course not! I'm totally worth it

For you, I'd pay 80

Im worth the least amount of camels out of you guys. I'm worth 48 camels :((

Why are we talking about camels

Dick gonna buy me with camels

...

I like camels

Please don't buy her with camels

Why not

Cuz kittens are so much better

So you would sale me for kittens...

Nope

What if Dick buys me with kittens
I too like kittens

Dick can't have you >:o/

Why :3

*hugs* Because you're mine

Snorts* your wut? :3

Uhm... I-I don't know...

Turns away*

*wilts* D:

YOU DONT KNOW!

YOU SOUNDED EXPECTANT AND I GOT NERVOUS FUCK

WHY ARE YOU NERVOUS
DONT YOU KNOW! YOURE SUPPOSED TO KNOW

;-;

Okay fine

Fine what?

Fine whatever
You don't know

No, I don't. Tell me?

Bc you don't know...

Ross.

Don't Ross me

Sweetest sweetz

Don't that too
You're an idiot!

But I'm your idiot

And I'm your!!!? What? ¡-¡

Girlfriend...?
Or?
I don't know! Maybe we are, maybe we're not, it's up to you

I... I ... .it would be easier if you text me back

On it

Yea -_-

I see but what of Dimitri?

Ah. He cost three. Not to shabby eh?

no not at all. But how many for one human soul. that is the real question, none of those pesky bodies attached to them

For Soul? Ooooooo, souls are valuable friend. They cost TEN goat. Steep price, but worth it, ya?

hmmm would you take 6 goat and one horse. he is good horse, very big, young, strong as well

Sorry, horse no good. But I can do five goat and cow

I can do five goat and cow as well

Ok. Here is Soul.
*gives soul, takes goats and cow*
Good trade. Come back soon!

yes pleasure doing business with you again

This is a funny chain of comments

Good times

Ahhhh memories

I miss shadowlord

Why did you have to bring this post back
Now I'm bitter

Hello bitter, I'm Richard

I had a dream that I met shadowlord on a boat in Iceland once, actually. I was surprised that one could dream about people they’d never met.

Dreams never make sense, always confusing.

You got that right

You just wake up like “damn, I wasn’t coping with that as well as I thought I was”

I've actually had that before and it sucks lol

ohhh nice remember that one human soul = 10 goats or 5 goats + 1 cow

No more no less

that was the deal... hmmmm would two cows work?

Two cows and a lamb. I've needed a lamb for ages

I have lambs do you have souls?

I got many souls. Take your pick!

Hmmm I need a strong one for the mines

How about hector? He is strong soul. Can work very hard

Hmmm okay 2 cows and a lamb

Thank you come again!

Yes. We sure do trade a lot of livestock for souls

NO SOULS 63 camels 3 goats and the blood of a virgin