Caramel doughnut cone with salted caramel syringe

Should be diabetes medication in there instead of the caramel.

I feel the heart attack coming by just warching this

WHERE IS IT!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, in America

Ah yes.
How beautiful.

not even a wrap of some kind to hold that monstrosity.

i need it

Something tells me that this might not be an American invention as one might suspect.
Perhaps a European nation, one that notably excels at pastries.

My fingers feel greasy already

*heavy breathing*

They're Kürtőskalács (Hungarian) Trdelník (Czech) or Chimneys in English.
You can get them in Toronto
http://www.originalchimneys.com/press-and-awards/

I don't even care if I have a heart attack, I want this