"the sex number"

I'm guessing it's one of those 12 year-olds who thought they were so sneaky because they got on Tumblr by claiming they're 13.

I can't tell. Their actions say 14, but their grammar and picture say older than 18.

Ha! I was about to write the same but you were faster. If I worked at a coffee place, I'd totally be nerding out at that. I'd even do my best Palpatine impression.

But... but.... my leftovers...

Sorry.
I licked your Noodle Box clean like it was a mixing bowl full of brownie batter.