I'm definitely keeping mah d00ds in mind if/when I fly out East ( @kakaburra ) , but the first time will be taken up 100% with romance and courtship. Also bonding with family and all that good stuff. But after that, oh my G.
So what's the deal huh?
Will it open its mouth Ten feet wide and just eat you alive. Or is there something else.
Cause it's Australia.
Everything is going to kill you in Australia right?
Erm... they'll swoop you.... uh... they could cause ear damage if they start cawing next to you... they're alright those guys. The birds dont kill you in Australia, they're just an inconvenience.
Except for emus. NEVER MESS WITH EMUS THEY'LL PECK YOU AND DRAW BLOOD
Hey when u come face to face with one of those 7-foot fuckers you will be backing away too.
Everything flightless in Australia kills you.
Everything that flies in Australia will peck out your eyes.
I showered today.
That's peasant shenanigans.
https://youtu.be/ou4hDuQtGRA
Will it open its mouth Ten feet wide and just eat you alive. Or is there something else.
Cause it's Australia.
Everything is going to kill you in Australia right?
Except for emus. NEVER MESS WITH EMUS THEY'LL PECK YOU AND DRAW BLOOD
Everything flightless in Australia kills you.
Everything that flies in Australia will peck out your eyes.