Please tell me I'm not the only one!

Just a minute!

"Come on in, the water's lovely!" normally works for me

Occupied

My brother says DONT ACT LIKE YOU CANT SEE MY FEET

Occupado

"HOLD UP NIGGA IM TAKING A FAT SHIT" works for me

"Nigga I see you peakin" or "MMM... take a whiff... smells like your mom's vagina"

Something I've never had to worry about because I don't use public restrooms

Call Guinness I think it's a record!

I say "Orcapied!" instead of "Occupied"

FOR THE GLORY OF ROME!

Good day sir!

Yo